The name’s Creature

The name’s Creature

Creature • 25 • They/Them • Fanatic • Previously galaxypsycholowitch

boyboobs:

no im not a catboy. im a catguy. i have a black leather wallet and i drive a car. i also meow and purr and stretch real long but only for like one person

anarcho-skamunist:

anarcho-skamunist:

anarcho-skamunist:

quacking in my boobs over this

QUAKING

BOOTS. FUCKER

dykefagsupreme:

angelicguy:

owww. owwwuh. fuck. wait. *pulls out* theres a damn rock in your pussy man.

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the tags on this post are absolutely rancid. good work everyone

sweetest-honeybee:

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I bet that was quite the experience

baronfulmen:

sharpasanaro:

cerberuschaos:

223-jay:

apocalypticjay:

mememuseumofhistory:

sonnetseven:

despoinanyx:

xxchinbo:

evelin-lmh:

daily—toks:

Imagine making a small talk with your barista and they slide their social battery badge down a level

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OMG I bought that pin last week and it arrived today!

*For the people asking I bought the pin HERE

imagine sliding this down mid conversation lmao

In a good day I’m in yellow ngl…

You’re at a lunch with friends when they all stop talking.

They were distracted by the low health sound of your social health bar

Do-do do-do do-do

I need this for… reasons.

you know what? this sort of thing should be normalized. if im talking to someone, and they feel like they need a social break, let them use this! plus it might help people who have trouble telling where they’re at on that scale

BRB BOUGHT TO GO ORDER ASAP

Me too man, me too

I need this so bad

All I can picture is my wife making eye contact with me at a party and sliding it aaaassaaaaall the way down as a way of telling me she’d like to leave now.

taylrartz:

This part of Bloodmarked made me laugh out loud so I HAD to draw it

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ofstarsandmoonlightt:

Bree: You’re smiling, did something good happen?

Selwyn: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

William: Valec tripped and fell in the parking lot

leifysprout:

✨🌟 Fireflies 🌟✨

probablyintensemuses:

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These are the type of things that make me belive Sel is truly Erebus’s son. “It’s giving senior discount,” followed by: “mmhmmm getting warmer.” So, ms. Deonn, are you trying to say Sel possible behaves this way because his father is old as hell? i mean come on, “the boy, both young and old.” Could this be because Natasia is the young party and Erebus is the old party? Those two things mix and we have a baby, both young and old looking…i don’t know, maybe I’m reaching. But I don’t think I am!

legendbornsnumber1stan:

Don’t have anything to post, soo here’s the character art in the fairy loot editions for legendborn and bloodmarked (the artist is nir4z on instagram♡)

LB ver.

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BM ver.

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illusory0:

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he’s going to see barbie

raspberrychainsaw:

detectivehole:

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WHAT is this ad

she doesn’t even make him semi-hard

prokopetz:

just-a-glowy-octopus:

prokopetz:

“This would fix her” no, it would make her happier, but it would also make her worse.

Genuine question: What criteria do you use to make that distinction?

Collateral damage.